15 Funny Volleyball Quotes Every Player Will Relate To
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What are some funny volleyball quotes you want to have in your repertoire as a player to lift your team?
Want to know how funny volleyball quotes are going to be helpful for volleyball players?
Keep reading till the end to know all about it!
Who doesn’t like fun?
In this post, we’ll take a closer look at 15 funny volleyball quotes and how they will be helpful throughout a player’s playing journey.
Let’s get started. Shall we?
Did you know that almost every team has at least one player who spends half the match dramatically diving for balls that were probably already out? Somehow, they still end up covered in floor burns by the end of the match.
List of Funny Volleyball Quotes That Players can Relate to
- My relationship status? Committed to volleyball and emotional damage from missed serves.
- Volleyball taught me that trust issues begin with setters and bad passes.
- Volleyball players don’t chase problems, we dive for them.
- Life is better when you’re serving aces and avoiding drama.
- Volleyball is 10% skill, 90% trying not to embarrass yourself on serve receive.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can play volleyball, which is basically the same thing.
- Behind every great volleyball player is a coach yelling, ‘move your feet’!
- Nothing tests friendships like calling ‘mine’ at the same time.
- I don’t always dive for balls, but when I do, it’s usually dramatic.
- Volleyball players have two moods. Confident and questioning every life decision.
- My favorite workout is jumping to conclusions and blocking balls.
- Volleyball players don’t need wings to fly. We just need a good vertical jump.
- Volleyball players can hear the words ‘one more drill’ and instantly lose happiness.
- If volleyball were easy, everyone would survive conditioning.
- Volleyball taught me that gravity works hardest when I’m trying to look cool.
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FAQs on Funny Volleyball Quotes
Why Do Volleyball Players Enjoy Funny Quotes and Jokes?
Funny volleyball quotes help players relax, reduce stress and enjoy the lighter side of the sport. They also create team bonding moments and remind players that it’s okay to laugh at mistakes sometimes.
Can Funny Volleyball Quotes Help Beginner Players Feel More Confident?
Yes, funny quotes can make beginner players feel less nervous by showing that everyone makes mistakes and experiences awkward moments while learning the nuances of the sport.
Where can You Use Funny Volleyball Quotes?
You can use funny volleyball quotes in team group chats, social media captions, locker room posters, volleyball journals or even on custom team shirts and banners.
Conclusion
In my opinion, funny volleyball quotes are the lifeblood of cheering up your team and lifting their overall mood.
I am sure that through this guide, you now have a list of funny volleyball quotes to cheer your team and have a clear idea on how these quotes will be useful for them.
It’s your turn now.
What are your thoughts about these quotes?
Would you like to add any funny volleyball quote to this list?
Please share them in the comments section below!
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These have made my day , absolutely hilarious , thanks for this!
Hi Kira, super glad to know that!
Amazing quotes for volleyball players. Definitely they can share this while chatting with friends on WhatsApp and other platforms.
Hi Moni Lodha, thank you very much!
Nothing tests friendships like calling ‘mine’ at the same time. ahahhahah this is hilarious especially that all you hear in volleyball games is mine mine mine lol
Hi Karen, I totally agree!
It is always good to find something to laugh about in any situation and this is a great way to laugh off some steam and bring the team together
Hi Samantha Donnelly, totally agree with your point!
Love this collection! Volleyball players can definitely relate to many of these, especially the ‘one more drill’ quote. A little humor always makes the game even more enjoyable.
Hi Lisa, thank you very much and I totally agree with your last point!
I love these! 90% trying not to embarass yourself is my favorite. That’s the case for most things in life, I think!
Hi Claudia, thanks a lot and glad to know that you found these quotes relatable.
These really are funny. My son played basketball, and although these are volleyball-related, I can still relate to them.
Hi Beth, glad to know that your son played basketball and you found these quotes relatable.
These are funny volleyball-related quotes and jokes! My favourite is “I don’t dive for balls, but when I do it’s dramatic” – this one made me laugh!
Hi Lucy, thank you very much! Awesome funny volleyball quote selection!
So nice to see some light hearted quotes. I particularly like ‘Volleyball players don’t chase problems, we dive for them.’ x
Hi Rhian Scammell, thanks a lot. Lovely favorite quote selection.
These are so funny. I liked ‘My favourite workout is jumping to conclusions and blocking balls’ especially haha. But so many good ones on your list! Definitely made me smile.
Hi Claire Mac, thank you very much! Wonderful favorite quote selection!
The one about i don’t dive … i was watching people play a fun match at a restaurant yesterday. That reminded of it. They were having fun – diving for the ball and falling face flat in the sand. It was nice to see. Yeah dramatic but being funny and having fun. It wasn’t even a game – it was just a few having fun. Im in Florida – with alot of restaurants that have sand areas with nets up. Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning.
Hi Mary Ann, super glad to know that!
I relate to the quote “volleyball players have two moods, etc.” I could see how such a strategic game can pull that side of you out.
Hi JRC, thanks a lot for sharing your thoughts!
These were hilarious. Especially the one that says “I don’t dive for balls, but when I do it’s dramatic”. That one made me chuckle
Hi Andreia, glad to know that you found these quotes funny.
I think we all need funny quotes in our lives. These are great and so good at spurring people on – I love them!
Hi Yeah Lifestyle, thank you so much!
“Life is better when you’re serving aces and avoiding drama.” this is very true! Love the idea of knowing more funny quotes.
Hi Jupiter Hadley, thanks a lot!
Hahaha. I love the last quote about gravity being hardes when you’re trying to look cool. That one cracked me up.
Hi Beth, so glad to know that!
These are hilarious – I’m sure lots of Volleyball players and fan will relate!
Hi kay, thank you very much!
They’re sooo funny lol…This one “Volleyball is 10% skill, 90% trying not to embarrass yourself on serve receive.” lol…Very true…Amazing quotes.
Hi Karen, thank you so much!